Scene
Parts, the Passenger Seat Princess, yelling at the truck in front of us while we’re merging onto a road where other drivers are merging in the opposite lanes: “It’s a yield sign, not a stop sign!”
Me: “Those people (referencing the ones on the other side) aren’t going to yield.”
Parts: “Well, if you just whip over in front of them, they will!”
Me: ….. -↓
I promptly removed my spare key from her purse. I think her driving privileges should be revoked.
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I ask you –
What asinine advice have you been given?
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