Accessorized

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Check out my new accessories –

deluxe knee brace

The nice medical people said if this brace doesn’t work, then they’ll make me very own. One-of-a-kind. Because I have skinny legs and none of their stuff fits me. Somehow it didn’t feel like a compliment.

electrodes

See how my knee cap is sort of off to the side? Apparently it’s not supposed to look like that. Who knew.

Also, every time I use the tens unit thingy, I sing the Monster Mash…“get a jolt from my electrodes…”

Not pictured: my old lady, custom orthotic shoe inserts. They’re very attractive. All black. Fits my shoes.

But can I run yet?! No.

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I ask you –

Have you ever had custom shoe inserts?

What about a custom knee brace?

Tell me the color of the shoes you are wearing as you read this. None.

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Hi! As a prior United States Navy servicemember, I enjoy sharing the way it has changed my life and my deep appreciation of fitness and health. My hope is this journey will be funny, emotional, and inspiring! -Kelly

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  1. I hope your brace gets you back on your running game.

    Have you ever had custom shoe inserts? nope, but I probably need some at least for my right foot.

    What about a custom knee brace? nope…knocking on that I will not need one.

    Tell me the color of the shoes you are wearing as you read this. Lime green.

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